Our subject today:
Specifically, those actors whom Hollywood just keep trying—and, often, failing—to make into one. They aren’t necessarily bad actors, but seriously, world, quit it. Let these blossoms—either flower or turd—bloom in their own time, in their own way.
You can consider this piece a spiritual successor to Dustin’s writings on the same subject on 2011. The world’s given up on Alex Pettyfer, and these five actors have stepped into their place: