Every Amazing Thing About Furious 7

  1. “Hey, Tony Jaa, you want to come wail on some people?”  “Yeah, OK.”
  2. I have no idea what Djimon Hounsou’s deal was other than being a generic terrorist baddie who’s not as cool as Jason Statham (actually, I think that’s it), but he nailed the look of terrified incredulity you’d have if The Rock were coming at you with a machine gun.
  3. Female hacker without a romance subplot. FEMALE HACKER WITHOUT A ROMANCE SUBPLOT.
  4. Did you see in the trailer how The Rock prepares for a fight scene by flexing his bicep and literally exploding out of a cast? Worth the price of admission right there.
  5. The bit with the bus and cars falling out of planes is one of the best action sequences in recent years. There’s a downside there, because it’s the first setpiece of the movie and none of the subsequent ones come anywhere close, but this is an amazing list, not a bummer list.
  6. Paul Walker’s send-off was perfect and it will make you misty.
  7. Iggy Azalea’s cameo was hilarious. Unintentionally so, but hilarious. (Notes Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan: “the sound of her voice literally makes Michelle Rodriguez want to punch someone.”)
  8. Speaking of punchings, Michelle Rodriguez has now fought Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey in back-to-back Furious movies. Best fight, hands down.
  9. Ludacris gets to punch a dude!
  10. The Rock gets to punch a lot of dudes!
  11. Jason Statham’s baddie popping up wherever our heroes are like a demented British whack-a-mole.
  12. “Cars can’t fly.” Oh-ho-ho, Paul Walker, can’t they?!
  13. Kurt Russell’s obsession with Belgian ale.
  14. Can Roman (Tyrese Gibson) and Tej (Ludacris) do an Odd Couple-style sitcom together? Please?
  15. Vin Diesel going to battle in a long john top.
  16. You can’t see it well here, but Ronda Rousey has glittery gold makeup along the part of her hair. It is stupid and I love it.
  17. Vin Diesel–emotional mushmuffin. Michelle Rodriguez–stone-cold brooder.
  18. The Abu Dhabi building jump. Insanity.

In case this title is less than accurate and I missed some amazing things (I AM NOT A GOD), feel free to leave them in the comments.

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One thought on “Every Amazing Thing About Furious 7

  1. Dawfydd says:

    Yep, that’s most of the high spots 🙂
    and it occurs that, very soon, we will be able to sit down and watch SEVEN Fast & Furious films back to back. That’s insane….

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