With Avengers: Age of Ultron coming out tomorrow, there’s the usual preponderance of insightful, intelligent posts on the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Where it’s been, where it’s going, why there’s so little Black Widow merch. It’s only fair that I step up and do my part to enrich the dialogue about the franchise in some meaningful way, right?
Here are some belts.
Cap is looking at the camera like he knows Rob Liefeld is watching him, tongue out and ready to trace delicately along the outlines of the pouches gracing his computer screen. You’re scaring him, Rob! Stop!