The Rock vs Jason Statham: Which One Is Most Egregious With Hair?

A SCIENTIFIC EXAMINATION.

This is The Rock:

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This is Jason Statham:

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This is The Rock fighting Jason Statham:

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Both of them were put on God’s green Earth to not have hair. That is a fact. They should both–always–be bald.

But which should more always be more. Er. Balder?

It’s a question. A question that I am asking.

The Rock, though he is (rightfully) bald now, has had hair quite a lot in the past. To wit:

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And, most famously:

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I’m sorry for all of that.

Statham, on the other hand, came out of the womb bald…  more than babies usually do. I mean in a spiritual sense. Do you see these pictures?

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No, you don’t. “Why was there so much blank space up there?,” you are now asking. You are asking that because the human eye is incapable of registering a Jason Statham who has hair. It is a biological defense mechanism. It is how humans won the evolutionary battle against dinosaurs.

So. Which is most egregious: Jason Statham with hair (inconceivable) or The Rock with hair (conceivable, always looks bad).

I have no answers for you. I never have.

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This has been a post.

 

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