An Open Letter to Sue Storm in Fantastic Four

Hey, Sue. How you holding up? Between your movie getting terrible reviews and the fact that you’ve had to spend a lot of time around Miles Teller lately, I’m guessing the answer is “not good.” Or maybe “not Fantastic!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAohhhhhhh, Sue.

Sue.

Look, there’s no point in trying to distract you with hilarious and completely original puns from the elephant in the room. I know there’s something on your mind, and it won’t go away until you let it out. I’m here to help.

Why the hell didn’t they let you go to Planet Zero, Sue?

Read the rest at Pajiba.

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