Pajibans: I know you, and you know me. (And none of us know 99% of the people who commented on Courtney’s Hillary Clinton post. NEVER FORGET.) I’m not going to bury the lede with you: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies casts Lena Headey as an “I’m here to kill zombies and do needlepoint, and I’m all out of needlepoint” version of notorious crotchety jackass Catherine de Bourgh, AND IT DOESN’T EVEN GIVE HER A SCENE WHERE SHE KICKS ZOMBIE ASS. And a “fuck you” right back in your general direction, director/screenwriter Burr Steers.